online meet-ups…

16 06 2007

Can hardly believe how many days have passed since last writing. Last time I said that I had discovered a person on the big M online what-not. Well, I discovered 2. The first one who was so verbose, a classical music afficionado, and wrote like one of the most literate people I know turned out to be a bizarre gun-toting homophobe, racist old fart — how gullible can I get? Maybe those years at the Skills Center were all worth it…asking the probing questions that get the answers sought. So I backed out of the phone booth on that one, and never looked back.

I will reassess at some point in the future whether or not I will make contact with anyone else. Right now, I am not starting any new communication. This is truly a voyeuristic tendency that takes a massive amount of time just shuffling through ‘candidates’ for the position of sweet buddy of mine. Yesterday on one of my requested matches, I received 490 people. 49 pages of 10 men each. Good grief. Interesting how everyone in my town is beginning to look like a profile on the big M.

And if I see one more photo of a guy sitting astride his 12 foot long motorcycle, I’ll throw up right into my keyboard. I promise. Or the guy who is really pudgy, obviously sucking it in, and labels himself as average, or the guys who are skinny and say they’re ‘a few extra pounds’ — all amazing. I’d really like to write to each one with a note about that and photos of men steering their 22 foot yachts, or of them when they had hair…sheesh. That makes me even more amazed that I found the one last guy with whom I am still communicating after 2 weeks. It gets pretty intense. More on this as it develops. The possibility that we will actually meet and get along is quite real. Once bitten, twice shy? Of course I’m trepidatious.

I look at the photos and wonder who this man is. Each photo shows me a different aspect of his life. I can only imagine just what it must be like to be in his presence. Of course, he writes well, has a really quirky sense of humor that pops out at the oddest times, and gives me a sense of peace.

So where are those locals who are brave online, but hide when it comes to face-to-face hello and how-are-you communication? Stopped by the office door of a guy in my building who had clicked on my profile a day or so before that. I said, “Well, now we know each others dirty little secrets, eh?” Took him by surprise, but he just chuckled and told me that he had been doing the online thing for several years.

I’ve only just realized — with a fair amount of intensity last night actually — that men have similar or perhaps even more personal issues about this than women do. Maybe the ones on the motorcycles actually need to be seen on their best friend, need prospective mates to know what they looked like 30 years ago, need people to see their dogs and grandchildren. Whateverrrrrrrr.

Why not go from now? Maybe we can look at the photo album (or the photos in a box up in the closet) much later. Much much later. Right now, this time is for two people who are trying to hook up and find a mutual understanding. Hold it…I forget that some are on this site for a little nookie. Or a lot of nookie. Especially that viola player who was 60 and looking for women 25-50. To each his own.

At my age, I am so different than I was even a year ago. I am so much more accepting of peoples’ ways, and know pretty much what I want in my life and what I don’t want. It is not a black/white situation, not a good/bad question. My life has been an open book for three weeks. Only the facts, only the real feelings. Am I playing by the wrong rules?

So, next big objective beyond meeting my super-communicator is to move to my new place on Tuesday. I’ve had a very rough time here in this place…the owners are itching to get in here. I will write more after my deposit and prorated rent check are in my pocket. You know what I mean.

Sending peaceful thoughts throughout the universe…





getting to know you, getting to know all about you…

5 06 2007

The last few days have been crazy, unreal, dreamlike, cathartic, juicy, hilarious, absofreakinlutely amazing, life changing, ball-grabbing, deeper in the pit, higher than the sky, as tasty as the best vanilla ice cream, horndogging, beautious, challenging, heart ripping, gut wrenching, soul searching, fruitful, shocking, revelatory and cool.

What have I done? What has happened? Where am I going? Who did this with me? How could it be happening to me?

Oddly enough, it seems that everyone with whom I have had literally any kind of contact recently has welcomed me into their lives warmly and lovingly. It is showing me a different self…one that has been there in the past…one whom I have only allowed back into public.

Ok here’s the confession…I went back to the online dating wackiness just to check something, and lo and behold, there were two profiles, one of which I found so interesting, so compelling that I actually made contact. We have emailed many times, and started talking on the phone Saturday night — most of the night, Sunday night — ditto, Monday night a short call since I had to work on Tuesday and was incredibly tired having slept only two and a half hours in three days. What the hell is happening?

Yet another time warp — things have happened in the past 6 days at a shocking rate of speed..things that might have taken weeks…possibly months at any other time of my life. People contacting me from the past…and the future. The intensity of life and its processes has me in a veritable dither. Confusion = ?

Really it’s wonderful. Or as Victor Borge used to say, “Twoderful.” This is the first time that I have allowed myself to love myself and not just the other person. What a difference! So many things are inconsequential, so many things are beautious, so many things are hideous in their own beauty, so many things are contributing to this rapid change period I’m going through. I sincerely wish that others could witness the possibilities by being with me for a day — even a few hours. Minutes are charged with incredibility (is that a word?). It’s like picking a ripe, sweet/tart plum off the tree and taking that first flavor-filled bite when the juice runs everywhere. The saliva mixed with the flesh of the fruit brings your senses to a momentary standstill when you can’t tell if this is the moment before death, or the beginning of a new life.

Live, my dears, live for the day when you’ll find your plum. All the crap you’ve experienced will turn into moist compost and will feed your garden, and give pleasure to those who observe you while you tend your fertile space. Dream with me. Come out and play. It’s all there waiting for you. If I can find it, so can you, my dear.

later…





Honey, I told you not to look up…

1 06 2007

I am so crazy today, so tired, but still happy to be where I am. Today is a day that will live in infamy…had a phone call from the guy I went to the high school senior ball with back in the 60s. I was a young senior, so I picked a sophomore to go with me. I found out only today that he was only 14 (I was 15)! Neither could drive yet. He remembers double dating with a different couple than I remember! The whole experience was bizarre to say the least. The most hilarious part was that he thought I was actually a mature 17 or 18. Amazing.

We talked on and on for two and a half hours. Nuts, you say. Yes. Nuts. I’ve thought of him a few times over the years. He seems to know/remember more of me than I even thought possible. Do I lead such a public life? He was such a sweetheart way back then. Has been through some real crappy times as we all have, and some still have. He lives on the east coast right now, determined to move back to the left coast.

When I asked him what we had way back then, he said that he remembers making me laugh. A pleasant memory. I remember that I always thought he was way cuter than any guy I would ever deserve. Lots of self-esteem in those days, eh?

I liked talking with him. We both said how good it was. We may never speak again, and may never actually meet up, but I’m considering all possibilities. This is not lover stuff, this is friend material. I like it.

Only took about half an hour for him to realize that I wasn’t buying the soft, sensitive talk. So, it was down and dirty from there. Much more interesting and factual.

Stay tuned, folks, for more on the continuing saga of my less than usual life.

Looking up and into peoples’ eyes can get one into a heap of trouble. Mama always said, “Honey, I told you not to look up!”

Later…